Csaeda

Hey there, I'm Csaeda (Ca-say-dah (somehow)) and before you go any further, it's imperative that you know that I'm much more awesome and much better looking than you. I've never bothered to compare myself to anyone, but I'm probably the most good looking person on the planet. Oh, and by the way ... I'm coming... for ALL OF YOU. Whatever that's supposed to mean. Just don't hold me to it.

Please do not send me:
nothing at all; touching compliments; requests; love sonnets; friendly hellos; helpful critiques or tips; links to quality tutorials; questions related to my art; presents; your valued opinion on any of my submissions; a response to anything I write to you; offers of things I might be interested in; thankyous; your thoughts on a mutual interest; or your credit card details.

I only accept:
spam; abuse; expired lottery tickets at discount prices (bargain!); viruses; prophecies; treasure maps; spyware; propositions to privately meet you in a dark alleyway so you can give me magic flavoured ice cream cones; requests for my password; interpretive blank messages; stories about your offspring; internet scams; your misdirected anger; gypsy curses that will burden me with a conscience; anything that will put me on the federal watch list; invitations to organ drives; my daily horror-scope; and lawsuits